Dr. Nitrus Brio
Greetings little peons which I invented, you see before a glorious history of evil devices that 'I', ME... Invented. Over time, the disgusting heroes of this world, which 'I' invented! ME! Not Cortex! Read your bible, I wrote it!... Heroes like lazy bandicoots just leave these wonderful toys to rot where they fall... But Dr. Cortex, who said he invented many things, LIAR!... Says "Hurry! Build me a space head and many NV devices!" So, I have invented... Recycling! Remember the N. Brio patinant ...