- Morticia Addams: Just think, Gomez. Our very first visit to New York City.
- Gomez Addams: Good old New York, with it's smog, riots, stickups and highjackings.
- Uncle Fester: I can certainly see why they call it Fun City.
- Gomez Addams: [inside a wax representation of pilgrims and native Americans] Wait a minute, that face looks familiar. Of course! It's my great-great-great-great grandddaddy, Van Dyke Addams. He helped purchase Manhattan from the Indians.
- Morticia Addams: No wonder I feel like 24 dollars worth of trinkets.