Ethan Ward: [to Naomi] Are you gonna be staring at your Sidekick all night?
Naomi Clark: [to Ethan] Are you gonna be staring at the fake boobs all night?
Erin Silver: Do you know I actually almost started believing that guy?
Dixon Wilson: Hey, that guy is a pig, but he was right about one thing. You are definitely the most beautiful girl in the room tonight.
Kelly Taylor: [to Silver] And I talked to your dad. He has a room ready and he's waiting for you.
Erin Silver: You're kidding, right? I am not going to go stay with Mel and his latest child bride. I think that girl is actually in my homeroom.
Brenda Walsh: Adrianna, you are a fantastic actress and if you choose to, you're gonna have great success, but there's plenty of time for that. Maybe you should take a little bit of pressure off of yourself right now.
Adrianna Tate: Do you really think I want to end up like you, acting in some tragic theater company directing high school musicals in my spare time? No, thanks.
Annie Wilson: [about Adrianna] God, what is her problem?
Harry Wilson: She is having a rough time.
Annie Wilson: Yeah, but so is everybody else. It's called high school.
Naomi Clark: [to Ethan about her dad] The minute he got in the same room with my mom, they ended up in bed together. What does that tell you?
Ethan Ward: That they're still horny?
Naomi Clark: No, that they still have feelings for each other.
Navid Shirazi: [to Dixon] Dude, you've been in Beverly Hills like 10 minutes and you already have a girlfriend. You know what that makes me?
Dixon Wilson: A loser?
Navid Shirazi: No, a third wheel.
Erin Silver: [to Dixon and Navid] Listen, I'm gonna let you guys just hug this out while I go try to blog Navid a whole new wheel.
Adrianna Tate: [to Annie] You stole my part in the play.
Annie Wilson: Adrianna, I was your understudy. I had to go on. You on the other hand did not have to sleep with Ty.
Adrianna Tate: Then why are you helping me?
Annie Wilson: Because unlike you, I'm actually a nice person.
Ryan Matthews: Annie, where's Adrianna?
Annie Wilson: Oh, you know, she's just off cooking her next little psychotic plan to ruin my life.
Naomi Clark: [to Ethan] Now my parents will never get back together.
Ethan Ward: Maybe that's not such a bad thing.
Naomi Clark: How can you say that?
Ethan Ward: Some people aren't just meant to be together.
Kelly Taylor: [to Silver] Hey, kiddo. How was the party?
Erin Silver: Oh, you know. Dreams built up and shattered. Typical night in Hollywood.
Tom Marino: [to Silver] How about I get my driver to take us back to my house in the Hills and we can plot the world domination of Silver in my Jacuzzi?
Erin Silver: You're kidding, right? Do you know how old I am?
Tom Marino: Oh, age to me is more of a state of mind.
Erin Silver: Yeah, well, in the state of California, it's 15 to 20 hard time.
Tom Marino: [to Silver] Now I thought the modeling world was not for you.
Erin Silver: Morbid fascination. I was dragged here kicking and screaming.
[after a fight between Tom Marino and Dixon]
Debbie Wilson: Antonio, I'm so sorry. If you want to fire me, I totally understand.
Antonio Garrett: Ahh, please. You were defending your son. Life's too short to work with people like that. And you're too talented not to keep around.
Debbie Wilson: Thank you.