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"New Tricks" Magic Majestic (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

Quotes

[first lines]

Gerry Standing: # Doo, doo-doo dooo, doo, doo-doo dooo #

Gerry Standing: [is cut off by another car] Woah!

[coffee spills on him]

Gerry Standing: Aargh! Shit! You bleeding idiot, you could have killed the pair of us!

Guy Carse: You could have killed me, you moron.

Gerry Standing: What is your prob...

Guy Carse: Take your hands off me...

Gerry Standing: Eh!

Guy Carse: -Mr Bleeding Magoo. You don't belong on the road.

Gerry Standing: That's rich coming from you, you little...

[sees wheelchair]

Gerry Standing: Yeah!

Guy Carse: What did you say?

Gerry Standing: It was my right of way!

Guy Carse: Oh, king of the jungle reckons I'm not up to it. Proud of yourself are you, taking the piss out of the handicapped!

Gerry Standing: I'd leave it if I was you.

Guy Carse: Toothless old git!

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Brandon Skye: UCOS - sounds like a haemorrhoid cream.

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[last lines]

Gerry Standing: So. Gonna tell me about this hypnotist?

Brian Lane: Gerry, you've heard of a trigger? Well, the hypnotist plants in his subject a particular trigger, something familiar, close to the subject's heart. Hit that trigger, cause a nuclear reaction.

Gerry Standing: And what's my reaction?

Jack Halford: We daren't say.

Gerry Standing: Well, what's my *trigger*?

Brian Lane: Well, I'd give the music of Gerry Rafferty the widest possible berth.

[a new song starts on the jukebox]

Brian LaneDet Supt Sandra PullmanJack Halford: No!

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