Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate, Serena. He wants the Scepter of Inca, which gives its owner ... See full summary »
Steve's 18th birthday is coming up, and Stan, annoyed that his son is still a hopeless geek, plots to get Steve laid. Meanwhile, Hayley becomes a stripper (with Roger as her "manager") to raise funds for her latest hippie endeavor.
Jenna Jameson plays a more buxom and hardcore version of _Masseuse, The (1990)_, who gets paid for increasingly sexual requests from her client. Revealing she has a family, they meet one last time and finally go all the way.