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Breast Picture (2010)

| Comedy, Romance | 2010 (USA)
Pornographers make an Oscar-worthy drama when the director writes a great script and inspires his talent-handicapped cast and crew to deliver great performances.

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Bud Holloway
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Jack
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Ryan Daniels
Josh Weiner ...
Kip (as Joshua Weiner)
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Lingerie Department (as Tiffany Anne Price)
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Chastity
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Candy St. Clair
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Mickey
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Stone
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Mitchell
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Wanda
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When adult-film director Bud (Joel Spence) pens a great dramatic screenplay, he's determined to shoot it, one way or another -- especially when a mainstream star (Joey Kern), unaware of Bud's risqué résumé, signs on to the project. Using his unwitting employer's sets and equipment -- and a semi-cooperative cast of erotic actors -- Bud sets out to realize his artistic vision while appearing to turn out a standard porno. Written by Anonymous

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so funny. totally worth ordering.
12 November 2010 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

my boyfriend ordered this movie on demand probably thinking it was going to be some stupid movie about boobs, but it was actually really funny and we were laughing the whole time. i was surprised that it had a lot of smart jokes and there was even a cute love story. i told my friends to order it on demand and they did and also loved it! i love finding indie films like this. there were a couple dudes i recognized from other funny movies and it was so cool to see them doing a small movie like this one. the beginning started off a little slow, but once it got going, it was so funny. i would recommend this to anyone with a sense of humor. if you don't laugh, there's something wrong with you. for reals.


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