The Last Seven (2010)

A feature length thriller/horror set in post-apocalyptic London starring Danny Dyer, Tamer Hassan, Simon Phillips, Ronan Vibert, Sebastian Street, Daisy Head, Rita Ramnani and John Mawson. ... See full summary »

Director:

Imran Naqvi

Writer:

John Stanley (screenplay)

Stars:

Tamer Hassan, Simon Phillips, Daisy Head

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Tamer Hassan	...	Sgt. Jack Mason
Simon Phillips	...	William Blake
Daisy Head	...	Chloe Chambers
Sebastian Street	...	Capt. Robert Kendrick
Rita Ramnani	...	Isabelle
John Mawson	...	Henry Chambers
Danny Dyer	...	Angel of Death
Ronan Vibert	...	Isaac Grainger
Idalina Leandro	...	Isaac's Wife
Belle Hassan	...	Isaac's Daughter
Patricia Rybarczyk	...	William's Co-Worker
Johnny Lynch	...	Cabinet Official
Jim Ford	...	Army General
Grace Vallorani	...	Paramedic 1
Yoram Halberstam	...	Paramedic 2

Storyline

A feature length thriller/horror set in post-apocalyptic London starring Danny Dyer, Tamer Hassan, Simon Phillips, Ronan Vibert, Sebastian Street, Daisy Head, Rita Ramnani and John Mawson. The film tells the story of a cataclysmic event that leaves only 7 remaining people on earth and their desperate struggle to understand the events as they are hunted one by one by a demonic power.

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Plot Keywords:

post apocalypse | deserted town | number in title | 

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Taglines:

London Population: 7 Million. Until Today.

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Genres:

Thriller

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Details

Official Sites:

Official site

Country:

UK

Language:

English

Release Date:

27 August 2010 (UK)

Also Known As:

Apocalypse Se7en

Filming Locations:

London, England, UK

Box Office

Budget:

£1,200,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Press On Features, Nightshade Productions, Press on Features

Technical Specs

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

As guns are not readily available in the UK, some of the actors went on a weapons-handling course.

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Goofs

When William Blake uses the telephone box in the opening ten minutes, he first uses the phone to call 999, it rings but no answer, so we know the phone works. He then puts some change in the phone to make a second call but then changes his mind, and puts the receiver back down. At this point the change he put in should have come through the mechanism and into the slot in the bottom. You would hear this for sure as its quite a loud noise, this doesn't happen.

User Reviews

No, no, no. No.

I do not review as often as I should, but sometimes I feel like not doing so would mean a sleepless night. This is one of those nights.

The Last Seven is arguably the most poorly constructed, ill-fated, and hopeless attempt at making a movie I have ever seen outside those who recognize the feebleness of their movie and attempt to at least derive some kind of humor out of the film. It is so difficult for me to decide where to begin, because everything is wrong.

If that does not satisfy your curiosity, then let me hit the big three as I see them.

Number 1: Character development. Throughout the entire film, I was never given any reason to care about any of the characters outside of a boo-hoo flashback for someones missed birthday. I didn't care if they lived, if they died, or if they were forced to sit through their own horrible acting. I just didn't care about anything that was happening to them in the slightest, and it destroyed what little bit of plot development there was. And when I say little, I mean LITTLE.

Number 2: Wannabe artistic filming and editing. Out of place flashbacks, requiem-for-a-dream shortcut film sequences, long, drawn out scenes flip-flopping with super short, shaky camera snapshot progressions, third grade special effects, the "hitchcock" scare (attempt) and the list goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on. And. On.

Number 3: Worse than a M. Night Shyamalan twist ending. Nuff said.

The only thing decent about this movie was the scenery, abandoned cities always look awesome.

Don't waste your time, and don't make me tell you I told you so.