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"House M.D." The Itch (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

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Dr. Gregory House: I kinda hit that last night, and now she's all up on my jock.

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Thirteen: What did Cuddy want?

Dr. Gregory House: I kinda hit that last night, so now she's all on my jock.

Thirteen: Wow! She looks pretty good for someone on roofies.

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Dr. Gregory House: I kinda hit that, so she's all on my jock.

Dr. James Wilson: Wow! Wha... what?

Dr. Gregory House: Huh... everyone else thought I was kidding.

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Dr. James Wilson: It's funny, I've leaned on friends in the past. Never leaned so far that my tongue fell into their mouth.

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: The benefit of being boss is that I don't have to argue. You're all off the case.

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Dr. Gregory House: [as he's about to do a procedure] You won't feel a thing... Except this excurciating pain.

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Dr. Gregory House: Anybody can hate humanity after getting shot, takes a big man to hate it beforehand.

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I was emotional because of the adoption falling though, and you - actually let your human side show for a moment. That is why we kissed. I just wanted to say "Thank you" for not taking advantage.

Dr. Gregory House: You're welcome. Any time you want to stop kissing, I'm there for you.

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Thirteen: Do you want her to admit that all he has to do is ignore us for a few minutes and we'll take off?

Dr. Lawrence Kutner: He was shot, girlfriend killed. He probaby has Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. He doesn't want to leave and adjust to a universe that he doesn't trust any more. Give him some honesty.

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Nozick: [to House] You obviously can't stand people. But for me it's worse, all right. I'd rather die in here than live out there.

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Dr. Gregory House: Why are you siding with him? Oh yeah, you're that girl who like broken people. Because her husband died. Since Chase isn't all that broken...

Dr. Allison Cameron: Hey, why don't we operate on his infarcted leg while we're at it. Who cares if he said "No."

Dr. Gregory House: I was risking my life to avoid becoming a cripple. He's doing it to avoid sunlight and fresh air.

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Dr. Robert Chase: All right forget about the patient. What is going on with you? This is why we left House's team, to avoid the constant flood of pure craziness.

Dr. Allison Cameron: That's why I left. You got fired.

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Dr. Chris Taub: Blood in the field... Not where I'm looking.

Dr. Lawrence Kutner: How am I supposed to know where you're looking?

Dr. Chris Taub: Here's a hint: it's the bloody part.

Dr. Lawrence Kutner: The whole thing's bloody. It's a guy with a whole in his body.

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Dr. Gregory House: [to the lawyer after some flames come out of the patient's stomach during surgery] That always happens during surgery. It's just the gas build up. Nothing to sue about. Treat him for the burns. Anti-Biotics for the wipples. He'll be fine.

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to Wilson] You're an idiot. Trust me. Everyone will be happier if House and I aren't dating.

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Dr. Gregory House: Hey Cameron, how would you like your old job back?... I'm asking because it's the only way I can fire you.

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Dr. Robert Chase: You know why we spend nights at my house? Because when we spend nights at yours - I can tell you don't want me there.

Dr. Allison Cameron: Why would I keep inviting you over if I didn't want you there?

Dr. Robert Chase: You always kick me out every morning. You never offered me a drawer, never cleared out your closet for me. I was just a visitor.

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