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"House M.D." Painless (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

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Dr. Chris Taub: Just because you grew up in a Charles Dickens novel.

Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Well, it's people like me who don't do it. When your life sucks from the beginning, nowhere to go but up.

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Dr. James Wilson: Why do women do that?

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Fail?

Dr. James Wilson: Create ridiculous standard that no human can meet. With your career, your kids. You've got to be more like us me.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You mean lazy? Blame others?

Dr. James Wilson: Get help! Most men in your position have a deputy and two assistants at work. And a wife and two nannies at home. You're not superwoman. Don't be a martyr.

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Dr. Gregory House: Come on, you're from one of the Twelve Tribes, you must know a ton of lawyers.

Dr. Chris Taub: What type of lawyer do you need? I'll bring it up at the next world domination subcommittee meeting.

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Dr. Gregory House: [to Cameron] This is the favor? I was expecting something that involving whipped cream and tongue depressors.

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Dr. Chris Taub: Sane people don't attempt suicide.

Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Not ever? So if you were being burned at the stake, and someone gave you a gun?

Dr. Chris Taub: I'd shoot the guys with the torches.

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Dr. Eric Foreman: You can't give up on life because...

Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: I'm not giving up on life. I'm just giving up on you! I finally feel like I have a grip on things. I can handle this. What I can't handle is dragging anyone else down with me.

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to House and his team] If anyone should be able to handle a depressed patient...

Dr. Chris Taub: He insisted he was no longer...

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Apparently he *lied*.

[Looking at House]

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Didn't think I'd have to remind you of that remote possibility.

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Do not try and force me to choose between my child...

Dr. Gregory House: I'm forcing you to do your job!

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Dr. Eric Foreman: Rita, the spike in Dr. Hadley's IV bag wasn't pushed in all the way. Don't want any dosing errors.

Nurse Rita: Sorry. It won't happen again... Stinks doesn't it?

Dr. Eric Foreman: What?

Nurse Rita: The medication, when we switch out the bags, you can smell it. It's disgusting.

Dr. Eric Foreman: I didn't smell anything.

Nurse Rita: Oh. She must be on the placebo then.

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You offered to do House's budget because you wanted him to owe you. Wanted him to take that case. Why?

Dr. Allison Cameron: Thought it would help house. Seeing someone worse off than him, possibly curing a guy with even less to look forward to.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Can I ask you something?... How would you like my job?

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Dr. Gregory House: Lock up on your way out. Don't touch the piano.

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Jeff: You don't have a family, do you?

Dr. Gregory House: Left them all back on Krypton.

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Dr. Gregory House: Testicles. What do they make you think of?

Dr. Chris Taub: STDs, testerone issues, that summer on Fire Island.

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: House, I've got a DCFS home visit on Friday.

Dr. Gregory House: And I've got a W-H-O-R-E visit on...

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