Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Any idea why we're getting half as many cases for you as usual?
Dr. Gregory House: Democrat's health care plan.
Dr. Chris Taub: [after a patient dies] Did Chase test for the billiary tumor?
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Said it was negative. Said she was stable when he left her. We should've found more time. We should've...
Dr. Chris Taub: House is gonna kill us.
Dr. Gregory House: [From behind them] Slowly... and painfully. You're not only idiots, you're frauds! You're fraudulent idiots! Fraudulent idiotic killers as it turns out!
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: That's it? You're not going to argue why this case is beneath you.
Dr. Gregory House: No point. I'm in an elevator, I can't run away.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You can't run away any way.
Dr. Gregory House: That's just mean.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to the phone] I'm gonna call you back from my cell.
[hangs up the receiver]
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Then I will come back in here.
[to her cellphone as she's passing House]
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Hey, I just had to explain to him that I have his balls and he's not getting them back.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: [as Emmy is exercising for a test] You okay? Trouble breathing?
Emmy: No, I feel fine. Why?
Dr. Chris Taub: No pulse. This isn't asthma.
Dr. Chris Taub: [after Kutner tells him about an online business he's running] You're insane with two days to live.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: House is never going to find out.
Dr. Chris Taub: He will if I tell him, or you cut me in for 30% and I'll keep your secret safe.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: That's blackmail.
Dr. Chris Taub: Yes.
Dr. Gregory House: [to Cuddy as she's using the phone] Have you seen my balls?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to the phone] Can you hold on a second.
Dr. Gregory House: My balls, have you seen my balls. Giant one, red one.
Dr. James Wilson: Don't take his office and pretend like all you're doing is taking his office. You chose his room because you want to be there. But sitting there and hoping doesn't get it done.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Leave here now, or I'll take your office.
Dr. James Wilson: No you won't.
Dr. Chris Taub: Why aren't we doing this in your office?
Dr. Gregory House: Obviously, it would be stupid to do this in office with no furniture. Cuddy overreacted to my overreaction.
Dr. Gregory House: [as Thirteen is leaving for her appointment] Does Foreman schedule your appointment by numbers on a clock or by just when I'm in the middle of something.
Thirteen: Sorry if I'm dying at a bad time for you.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Must've been horrible watching her die.
Thirteen: I wanted her to die. She just... yelled so much, and for no reason. Just screamed at me in front of my friends. My father tried to explain to me that her brain was literally shrinking, that she didn't mean it. That it was the disease. But I didn't care. I hated her. I never said good-bye. And she died with me hating her.
[seeing a photo of a pretty fitness trainer]
Dr. Gregory House: Wow! Muscles and curves. My penis is so confused.