- Berserko: [about the Mona Lisa] So what are we waiting for, Uncle Big Boss? Lets snatch that painting now!
- Rock Crusher: Yeah, before it gets old and nobody wants it!
- Brandon 'Big Boss' Babel: If only I knew who it was that doublecrossed me! Wait a minute, the TV said that whoever did it, left a cat burgler costume behind, size six.
- Berserko: Lets see now. Who do we know that owns a size six cat?
- Brandon 'Big Boss' Babel: Knock it off! There'll be plenty of time for laughing.
- Berserko: Yeah, after we steal the Moaning Leaper.
- Rafaella 'Nightshade' Diamond: It's not 'Moaning Leaper', it's Mona Lisa.
- Brandon 'Big Boss' Babel: Yeah, that's why I keep you around, Nightshade, you bring a little class to this mob.
- Rafaella 'Nightshade' Diamond: Hm! That would be impossible.
- Rafaella 'Nightshade' Diamond: They've taken my Mona Lisa!
- Rock Crusher: That's ok, we still got each other.
- Brandon 'Big Boss' Babel: Yeah, I don't know nothing about art, but know what I like. And I like money...