- Brilliant Berserko: [on vidscreen] Berserko, Genius of Crime, chapter one. My first big heist occured when I was two. I crawled next door and stole a bowl of oatmeal.
- Sgt. P.J. 'Longarm' O'Malley: I guess this means Berserko's innocent. He couldn't build a mudpie, let alone a rocket.