- Agent Baldwin P. 'Bulletproof' Vess: [opening narration] The Empire City Charity Ball was going to raise money for the homeless. But the Big Boss wanted the money for his favorite charity: himself! Here's how the caper came down...
- Brandon 'Big Boss' Babel: You're right on time, eh, have some lunch!
- Rafaella 'Nightshade' Diamond: Thanks, but I prefer mine on a plate.