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Bobby: You never heard the saying, never rob a bank across from a diner with the best donuts in three counties?

[from trailer]

[Bobby and Stig have each other in a sleeper hold]

Bobby: All right, all right! On the count of three, we'll let each other go.

Stig: All right.

Bobby: One, two, three.

[nothing happens]

Stig: Now you're making me not be able to trust you.

Bobby: I guess we can both talk to him at the same time.

Stig: What, like we're working together?

Bobby: No, not like we're working together.

Stig: [excitedly] Yeah!

Bobby: No, like we're working in the same, uh vicinity.

Stig: Together.

Bobby: In the same... area code.

Stig: Together.

Bobby: The same county.

Bobby: [to waitress] I'm very sorry about my friend. He was kicked in the head as a child.

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[from trailer]

Stig: [to Bobby] You're my people and we have a code. You fight for the guy that's fighting next to you.

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Stig: They're torturing chickens, man!

Bobby: What is that you're eating.

Stig: A chicken.

Bank Manager: I'm innocent.

Earl: Nobody's innocent, friend. There just the guilty, the ignorant, and the unlucky.

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[from trailer]

[Stig crashes into Bobby in a truck]

Bobby: Pull over!

Stig: Did you miss me?

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[from trailer]

Bobby: So, partner, what's your plan?

Stig: I got a plan. I mean, I'm capable of coming up with a plan.

Bobby: I'm not saying you're not capable. I'm just saying you haven't told me. What is it?

Stig: I'm working on it!

[beat]

Stig: Screw it.

[Stig floors it sending the cops after them]

Bobby: That was your plan?

Stig: No one expected it! You should have seen your face!

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Earl: You're still a drug dealer. And I'm still the government of the United States. It's a free market, Manny. Not a free world.

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Admiral Tuwey: When the hand has gangrene, you chop it off to save the body. You don't keep the pinkie around just because it "meant well".

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[last lines]

Stig: You know, for a guy who just blew up $43 million, all of a sudden you are a very generous tipper.

Bobby: Who said I blew up $43 million?

Stig: What *are* you saying?

Bobby: I'm not saying anything. What are you hearing?

Stig: I'm hearing something. You're saying something.

Bobby: Well, if you're hearing it, it's only because you're hearing it, not 'cause I'm saying it.

Stig: How much did you keep? Two million? That's like one each.

Bobby: Oh so now you get half?

Stig: Well, I shot half the guys.

Bobby: So?

Stig: Two million?

Bobby: [winks]

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Deb: [guns drawn on each other] Bobby?

Bobby: You said, stop by any time.

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Jessup: I don't like coming to funerals of my own men.

Bobby: Well then don't come. Don't come.

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Officer Dave: Who is that guy?

FBI Agent: You've heard of the hidden hand of God? Well, that's God's son of a bitch.

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Earl: [holding guns on DEA commander] Your man Bobby Trench stole 43 million of our dollars. We'd like it back. Because it's our money. Because it's a blatant act of disrespect. And because it's our money.

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Earl: You ever play Russian roulette?

[as he removes all but one bullet]

Earl: Thing is, most people put the gun to the temple. Well, that's just stupid. You blow a man's head off 'fore he's had a chance to tell you what you wanna know.

Bobby: Mess up your suit, too.

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Admiral Tuwey: Blind loyalty is not loyalty.

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Stig: Just because you put your finger in your belly button and brown shit comes out don't mean it's your asshole.

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[first lines]

Stig: Hi.

Waitress Maggie: Hi.

Stig: How many?

Waitress Maggie: two.

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Stig: It's not very sporting, man. At least give the chickens a chance to shoot back.

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