Jessica Haxon: God, you were magical. In high school, you were a king. You were beautiful and athletic and talented and... smart and popular AND HUNG.
Ray Drecker: What am I now Jessica, what am I now?
[car starts to move away]
Jessica Haxon: [screams from the car] Now, you're just hung.
Tanya Skagle: Ray, here's an idea. You wanna be a millionaire? Why don't you go market your dick.
Ray Drecker: [narrating] She definitely meant it as an insult, but somehow I couldn't get the idea out of my head.
[Tanya reads a newspaper advertisement that Ray has pointed out]
Tanya Skagle: "Big Donnie: Will give you every inch of his love." Why are you showing me this?
Ray Drecker: That's my ad.
Tanya Skagle: This is you? Are you kidding? Please tell me this isn't you.
Ray Drecker: You're the one that gave me the idea.
Tanya Skagle: To be a man-whore? Ray, that's disgusting. That's pathetic.
Ray Drecker: Well, I'm a pathetic kind of guy.