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"Phineas and Ferb" Put That Putter Away/Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat? (TV Episode 2008) Poster

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Candace: [in Perry's body] Am I sweating milk? Being a platypus is so gross!

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[Perry, in Candace's body, crashes in on Dr. Doofenshmirtz]

Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz: A teenage girl?

[Perry dons his signature hat]

Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz: *Perry* the Teenage Girl?

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Stacy: Listen up, twerps! Just because Candace is sick doesn't mean you can get away with anything! I am now her eyes, ears and mouth. Basically, I'm her whole face.

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Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [as Perry, in Candace's body, tries to attack him] Ha! You don't have a tail anymore! Now you're no match for me! But wait a minute, I... I can't hit a girl.

[Perry attacks him again]

Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Did you have that purse when you came in?

[Perry attacks him again]

Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well, I'm out of here.

[Doofenshmirtz runs off, leaving a smoke cloud. When the cloud disappears, Doofenshmirtz is still there]

Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz: What just happened?

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Candace: How did you get so big? And why is my hand green?

[Candace looks into a mirror and screams]

Candace: I'm an ugly, smelly platypus!

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[Dr. Doofenshmirtz is trying to write his own evil jingle but can't come up with a word to rhyme with "evil"]

Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz: As soon as I get this done, lunchtime will never again be fun. Oh, great, *there's* a rhyme! There's a rhyme, but sure, EVERYTHING rhymes with "fun"!

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Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz: A teenage girl? PERRY the teenage girl! Whatever floats your boat, I don't judge.

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Cassette: "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" by Mark Twain, translated into evil. Chapter One. Tom Sawyer's dislike of Aunt Polly was rivaled only by his hatred of puppies.

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