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Hatchet II (2010) Poster

(2010)

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Marybeth: Fuck you!

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John: [silently mouths] What the fuck?

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Vernon: What's up?

Marybeth: Hi.

Vernon: I'm Vernon.

Marybeth: Marybeth.

Vernon: What you doing out here in this bullshit?

Marybeth: I'm not looking for a date, I can tell you that much.

Vernon: Ooh, no disrespect. I'm just trying to be friendly.

Marybeth: I'm sorry. I'm just having a really bad day.

Vernon: Well, what you need to do is turn that frown upside-down.

[plays with Marybeth's face]

Vernon: "Aw, thanks, Vernon. Make out with me." What? On this boat in front of all of these people? "Yeah."

Bob: [smacks Vernon's hand] Don't.

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Reverend Zombie: [Learning that they haven't beat Victor Crowley] You gotta be fuckin' kidding me!

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Puking Guy: Bbrrreeeeeeacccch!

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Marybeth: Please. I just want to bury my family. And if I can take out that monster with me, then all the better.

Reverend Zombie: You can't kill him. He'll just be reborn. He's forced to return to the state he was when he was killed. You can't kill a ghost.

Marybeth: Maybe I can't or maybe I can. But I'm going to bury that hatchet into his fucking face!

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Chad: Hey, man. Who's Victor Crowley?

Layton: Well, he's nothing. A local bogeyman story about a retarded maniac who haunts Honey Island. People just use it to keep kids away from the swamp.

Chad: You mean like a Jason Voorhees or something?

Layton: Something like that.

Chad: When I was eight, I lived in this town called Glen Echo. Our ghost story is about this man named Leslie Vernon...

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Vernon: [to Reverend Zombie, about Marybeth] What's up with that Blair Witch, man? I'd tap that, but she'd probably have cobwebs sealing it up. And even if I did hit that, a bunch of bats come flying out of it. Voodoo.

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Bob: [to Victor] Come on, you hatchet-faced fuck!

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Jenna: [on hearing Shapiro say: "Okay, when I say action, you girls drop the towels and start washing each other."] Yeah, no. Touch walking hepatitis over here? I'll pass.

Misty: Well, at least I'm not a hermaphrodite.

Jenna: Hermaphrodite! Big word of the day for you. What is a hermaphrodite, darling?

Misty: Why would I tell you if I just said it?

Jenna: You probably don't know what it is.

Misty: Of course, I know what it is.

Jenna: Well, why don't you go ahead? Why don't we do it on the count of 3, together? 1, 2, 3...

Misty: A hermaphrodite is...

Jenna: ...a person who has a penis and a vagina.

Misty: Eww!

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