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The Devil's Double (2011) Poster

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[after Uday has kidnapped a school-girl off the street]

Uday Hussein: Don't fucking look at me like that.

Latif Yahia: Like what?

Uday Hussein: Like that. I know that fucking look. I know what you're thinking. Think what the fuck you like. I like cunt. I want cunt. I see a cunt, I want to fuck it. I don't care. I love my country. I love my mother, father. But I love cunt more than I love God!

Uday Hussein: Didn't you once paint a picture of my father? You still have it?

Latif Yahia: I gave it to you.

Uday Hussein: I have an awful feeling I told him I did it myself.

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Munem: Latif is the best we could find. And we looked.

Uday Hussein: Well I have to have him.

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Latif Yahia: [to Uday] You are asking me to extinguish myself.

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Munem: Please be clear about this, Latif. Uday has chosen you. You belong to him. You have about five minutes to think about this. Before a car pulls up outside your house in Al-Adhamiya and your family, everyone one of them - your father, your mother, your sisters and brothers; is thrown into Abu Ghraib. God willing, they will die quickly. I've said too much. You have about two minutes left.

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Yassem Al-Helou: [about Uday] Poor child never knows what to wear. He changes his mind every five minutes. Depends on what car he's driving. Honestly, habibi, that boy - he wears me out.

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Latif Yahia: I wrote to my mother once a week. She's going to think that I got killed in Iran.

Munem: Inshallah.

Latif Yahia: Inshallah? My family are going to think that I'm dead.

Munem: Let them think you died a martyr. I know it's difficult, but it's what Uday wants. He will accept nothing less.

Latif Yahia: She will be knocking on the door of every hospital in Baghdad.

Munem: When you say your prayers tonight, when you turn out the light and close your eyes, this is what you should be saying to yourself: "Latif Yahia is dead. He died in Iran. May God have mercy on him. Now I am Uday Saddam Hussein."

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Uday Hussein: I had a word with Dr. Linz. He says your cock's too big. We need to make a surgical reduction.

Latif Yahia: A what?

Uday Hussein: Chop a bit off.

Latif Yahia: What?

Uday Hussein: Not much. Just a teeny-weeny.

Latif Yahia: Not much?

Uday Hussein: My cock is well-known in Baghdad. The women, they talk.

[pause]

Uday Hussein: I'm just joking with you, you fuck!

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Sarrab: Who's this?

Uday Hussein: Latif? He's my brother. Nobody must know, but Saddam; he has three sons. You tell anybody this, I will have to cut your tongue out with a razor and feed it to the cat.

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Sarrab: Poor Uday. Sometimes I think he wants to fuck himself to death.

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Saddam Hussein: [to Latif] God is great. He gave me two sons. Now I have three.

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Saddam Hussein: [about Uday] I should have gelded him at birth.

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Uday Hussein: Latif? I can't sleep.

Latif Yahia: Take a pill.

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Uday Hussein: [referring to Latif's televised speech] Are you watching?

Qusay: He didn't fool me, my brother.

Uday Hussein: You can tell? How?

Qusay: For one thing, he's sober. And second, he's not foaming at the mouth.

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Uday Hussein: [to Latif] I will never let you go. I will *never* let you go.

[kisses Latif's neck]

Uday Hussein: I love you too much.

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Uday Hussein: [to Latif, about having sex with a transvestite] I quite enjoyed it. It hurt like hell. I thought I would need stitches.

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[last lines]

Ali: Clear the area! Move!

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Uday Hussein: Justice? Compassion? Fuck this!

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[first lines]

Azzam: [to Latif] Hey.

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