Gossip Girl (TV Series)
In the Realm of the Basses (2009)
Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf
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Quotes
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Chuck Bass : No one cares.
Blair Waldorf : I do. Don't you understand? I'll always be here. I don't want you going anywhere. I couldn't bear it. So whatever you want to do to yourself, please don't do it to me. Please.
Chuck Bass : I'm sorry.
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Chuck Bass : [shouts] I'm Chuck Bass!
[pauses]
Chuck Bass : No one cares.
Blair Waldorf : I do. Don't you understand? I'll always be here. I don't want you going anywhere, I couldn't bear it. So whatever you want to do to yourself, please don't do that to me.
[reaches to Chuck]
Blair Waldorf : Please!
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Blair Waldorf : You idiot! You don't surprise someone standing off the edge of a building!
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Serena van der Woodsen : [to Blair] Hey, did Jack find Chuck?
Blair Waldorf : Yeah, what was left of him. I'm surprised they made it through Customs. Chuck's body odor could have given a contact high to half of Manhattan.
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Blair Waldorf : Hey, Eric, have you seen Chuck?
Eric van der Woodsen : A while ago, he said something about wanting to take a view from above.
Jack Bass : He probably meant upstairs.
Blair Waldorf : Clearly you don't know Chuck. He has a thing for the rooftops.
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Jack Bass : Blair, you came to greet us.
Blair Waldorf : Not you, Chuck. You said you found him.
Jack Bass : In Bangkok. He was staying at our hotel there. You hear the term "den of iniquity", but until you really see one...
Blair Waldorf : Do you have him or not?
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Blair Waldorf : I'm not abandoning Chuck. I'm just saving myself.
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Serena van der Woodsen : [to Blair] B, is everything okay? I came as fast as I could.
Blair Waldorf : Fine, false alarm.
Serena van der Woodsen : Wait, what happened?
Blair Waldorf : Chuck. He's holed up at Victrola in some Jim Morrison downward spiral, sad in a way. Luckily it's not my concern.
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Blair Waldorf : Chuck, stop. All this doesn't help. It isn't you.
Chuck Bass : Wrong. Bart may have been a bastard, but he saw me better than anyone. Simply living up to my potential. It's time to let go of your fantasies.
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Serena van der Woodsen : [to Blair] He was probably thinking about you the whole time he was gone.
Blair Waldorf : Not unless I was a Thai hooker named Bo.
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Blair Waldorf : S, I have to tell you something. I did something so stupid.
Serena van der Woodsen : B, what is it?
Blair Waldorf : I told Chuck I loved him.
[shakes her head]
Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, my gosh, that's great!
Blair Waldorf : Great? No!
[shakes her head]
Blair Waldorf : It's awful! Not only did he not say it back, but he disappeared for a month. I could just... go back and strangle myself as the words come out.
Serena van der Woodsen : No, I'm sure Chuck will say it back. He was probably thinking about you the whole time he was gone.
Blair Waldorf : Not unless I was a Thai hooker named Bo. And there's something else...
Dan Humphrey : [sneaking up on Selena from behind] Hey!
[kisses her]
Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, hey. This is my news. When I was in Buenos Aires...
Blair Waldorf : A postcard would have been fine. I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna go vomit now.
[walks away]
Dan Humphrey : [to back of departing Blair] Happy new year.
Serena van der Woodsen : She just needs time.
Dan Humphrey : Mm-hmm.
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Blair Waldorf : [re Chuck at his burlesque club] Just go home.
Chuck Bass : Well, that would be rude, since I'm hosting a party here tonight. I posted it on Gossip Girl. Maybe you'll grace us with a dance.