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"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis (TV Episode 2008) Poster

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Mac: [panicking] Guys, why aren't the brakes working?

Charlie Kelly: Because I cut the brakes! Wildcard, bitches! Yeeee-ha!

[Jumps out of truck]

Dennis Reynolds: [to Charlie] Alright buddy now explain to me how exactly we are going to calculate the totals?

Charlie Kelly: Oh its easy dude. You pour gas into the car using one of these funnels, right. And I count how much gas is going into the car.

Dennis Reynolds: Alright, let me, let me just stop you right there. How exactly are you planning on COUNTING a liquid?

Charlie Kelly: Uhh, I know how to count dude, I'm not...

Dennis Reynolds: [to Mac] Okay, You do it. you do it Mac, because I can'tspeak to him. I don't understand him.

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Mac: We're getting plowed in the ass by the oil companies and the gas companies. With their 10-gallon hats and their rotten ass-plowing hearts.

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Frank Reynolds: What do you see?

Dee Reynolds: I can't see shit! Why did you tint the inside of the windows?

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Dennis Reynolds: [trying to persuade a bank teller to give them a loan] Why don't we go in the back and change your mind?

Charlie Kelly: How about we all go in the back and have great sex?

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Mac: You know what Charlie, you shouldn't be making these decisions anyway, okay? You're not the decision making type. As the brains of this organization, I should have made this decision.

Dennis Reynolds: Hey, whoa, whoa, I'm sorry. Since when did you become the brains?

Mac: Uhh... I'm sorry. I've always been the brains.

Dennis Reynolds: What? What are you talking about? I thought I was the brains. What the hell am I?

Mac: You're the looks.

Dennis Reynolds: Well, yeah, of course I'm the looks, but I always thought of myself as the brains and the looks.

Mac: No, you're the looks, I'm the brains, and Charlie is the wildcard.

Charlie Kelly: Whoa! That's awesome.

Mac: Yeah! Yeah, that's the classic setup. You know this, no? Look, every great crew in history has followed that basic dynamic, right? Looks, brains, wildcard. Think about it! The A-team did it. Scooby Doo did it. The Ghostbusters did it!

Charlie Kelly: Oh shit!

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Charlie Kelly: Wildcard, bitches! Yeeeee-haw!

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