Mac: We're getting plowed in the ass by the oil companies and the gas companies. With their 10-gallon hats and their rotten ass-plowing hearts.
Frank Reynolds: What do you see?
Dee Reynolds: I can't see shit! Why did you tint the inside of the windows?
Dennis Reynolds: [trying to persuade a bank teller to give them a loan] Why don't we go in the back and change your mind?
Charlie Kelly: How about we all go in the back and have great sex?
Dennis Reynolds: [to Charlie] Alright buddy now explain to me how exactly we are going to calculate the totals?
Charlie Kelly: Oh its easy dude. You pour gas into the car using one of these funnels, right. And I count how much gas is going into the car.
Dennis Reynolds: Alright, let me, let me just stop you right there. How exactly are you planning on COUNTING a liquid?
Charlie Kelly: Uhh, I know how to count dude, I'm not...
Dennis Reynolds: [to Mac] Okay, You do it. you do it Mac, because I can'tspeak to him. I don't understand him.
Mac: [panicking] Guys, why aren't the brakes working?
Charlie Kelly: Because I cut the brakes! Wildcard, bitches! Yeeee-ha!
[Jumps out of truck]
Mac: You know what Charlie, you shouldn't be making these decisions anyway, okay? You're not the decision making type. As the brains of this organization, I should have made this decision.
Dennis Reynolds: Hey, whoa, whoa, I'm sorry. Since when did you become the brains?
Mac: Uhh... I'm sorry. I've always been the brains.
Dennis Reynolds: What? What are you talking about? I thought I was the brains. What the hell am I?
Mac: You're the looks.
Dennis Reynolds: Well, yeah, of course I'm the looks, but I always thought of myself as the brains and the looks.
Mac: No, you're the looks, I'm the brains, and Charlie is the wildcard.
Charlie Kelly: Whoa! That's awesome.
Mac: Yeah! Yeah, that's the classic setup. You know this, no? Look, every great crew in history has followed that basic dynamic, right? Looks, brains, wildcard. Think about it! The A-team did it. Scooby Doo did it. The Ghostbusters did it!
Charlie Kelly: Oh shit!