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Pirate hunter Captain Edward Reynolds and his blond first mate, Jules Steel, return where they are recruited by a shady governor general to find a darkly sinister Chinese empress pirate, named Xifing, and her group of Arab cutthroats, whom are trying to resurrect the late Victor Stagnetti, the world's most feared pirate, from the grave to bring on world domination. When Jules is captured and enslaved by the Xifing, Reynolds must rely on his sword-fighting ally, Olivia, to take on the supernatural forces at work surrounding the lethal Xifing. Written by
Wu, reload those guns! Your captain is about to get eaten by a giant sea squid! Now is not the time to talk about this, Wu! Wu? Wu, can you hear me?
I can hear you!
What are you doing up here on deck? Get down below and load those guns!
Not until you agree to marry my sister.
Yes, agree to marry me.
Okay, yes. I'll marry her. If it makes you feel any better, I'll marry you. Now, go down there and load those weapons!
You don't have to shout!
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Everything is even better in this one. If "Pirates" bring us adventure, comedy, sex, a good script and great production, "Pirates II" has the same but multiplied. It's funnier and more interesting, it is better written and better acted, it has more variety in girls and sex scenes, a lot more of special effects and rough sex (more than in the first one, at least).
The best scenes? Hard to say. Maybe Belladonna and Jesse Jane; Evan stone, BElla and Sasha; St Croix, Shay JOrdan and Jesse... every scene is very good. Maybe the orgy is the great disappointment.
anyway, 10 out of 10 Sorry for my English.
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