- [last lines]
- Det Supt Sandra Pullman: What are you going to call yourselves, anyway?
- D A C Strickland: Well, uh, we were thinking maybe the, uh, The Cop Shop Boys.
- Gerry Standing: We can come up with something better than that, can't we? After you've gone.
- D A C Strickland: Unh, we could hardly call ourselves The Police, could we?
- [laughs]
- Gerry Standing: What about, um, Gerry and the Pacemakers? Nah. Hey! AC/PC!
- [they laugh]
- Gerry Standing: Are you ready, *sir*?
- D A C Strickland: I'm born ready, Gerry.
- Gerry Standing: And, one, two, three, four...
- Gerry Standing: Danny? Danny Jones? Ah, pleased to meet you. Gerry Standing from the Unsolved Crime and Open Case Squad.
- Danny Jones: UCOCS
- [pronounces it 'you-cocks']
- Gerry Standing: Well, no, it's UCOS actually.