- Obese Orson: Order! Order! Order! Order in the clubhouse, everybody!
- Clubhouse Member: But nobody said anything, Orson.
- Obese Orson: I know. I had to get us over that long establishing shot.
- [laugh track]
- Clubhouse Member: Hey, name four sources of warm milk.
- Hooknose Harold: Hot chocolate, and three cows!
- Lem Botchitt: At Phlegmation, we had rules. Everything had to happen off-stage. You'd hear, "Oh boy, a comet just fell on my head!" But you never SEE the comment. And the Warners just fouled up our stock scene system something awful.
- Obese Orson: [singing] I'm Obese Orson, and I'm gonna chant this message to you...
- Dot Warner: [cuts him off] Please don't, we've suffered enough on Saturday mornings.