Hole in One (2009) User Reviews

Should be "Hole in None"

[paul_haakonsen · 2/10 · 19 September 2010]

Wow, this is one of the most boring and long-dragging "comedies" I have ever seen. And I use the word "comedy" sarcastically here, because I didn't laugh once throughout this entire movie.

Based from the cover, I thought this was going to be another mainstream teen comedies, but wow, was I wrong! This movie was far from funny. It turned out to be a tedious and bad movie to sit through.

I am not really much of a Steve Talley fan, but this movie is even below what he usually pumps out to DVD. At least some of the previous movies he was in were funny.

Anyway, this is not a personal attack on Mr. Talley, so moving right on along. Seeing Dean Cain in a role such as the one he had in this movie, was sort of the bright moments in the movie, although his character did not have enough leverage to carry this movie or keep it afloat.

The movie suffers from a horrible plot, and a totally unbelievable storyline. I mean, come on, losing a game of golf and ending up with... Well, I am not spoiling the movie and saying what it is. But trust me, when you see it, you will think just like I did. Stuff like that doesn't happen, not even in movies! That is just preposterous, it is so far out there. And it is not even remotely funny.

I my opinion, there are far more funnier movies out there, especially if you like the standard "teenage comedy" genre. This movie is a weak attempt to cash in on that market. Actually, you are left with a stale taste in your mouth once the movie is over, it seems to be nothing more than an excuse to get to show women topless on movie. This is a sad, sad excuse for a comedy movie.

Definitely not worth the time or effort, unless you might be a die hard fan of Steve Talley or Dean Cain.

Not That Bad, Not That Good. ♦ 37%

[nairtejas · 4/10 · 2 July 2013]

So I heard it is not a part of the famous American Pie series. But, being a collector, I ought to watch it.

Not much of a story present, but when half-baked characters play ball, with the sinister intention of overtaking a low-profile clothing firm, the plot goes awry. Fake boob transplants cause the lead character and his friend to set on a quest to collect 50 grand. The supporting cast play their farce balls to create gross humor. Other than some flesh show, horseplay and slapstick, it has nothing more to consider.

BOTTOM LINE: If you are fan/collector of such run-down teen movies, give it a try. If, you're not, stay away.

Can be watched with a typical Indian family? NO

Profanity: Mediocre | Vulgarity: Critical | Sex/Foreplay: Strong | Nudity: Critical | Violence: Very Mild | Gore: No | Smoking: Mild | Alcohol: Strong

Just to be clear, this is NOT American Pie but still good.

[destroyerwod · 20 July 2011]

OK, maybe this is the company who own American Pie that made this, i don't know, but this is not American Pie 8 like some people seem to say. It does have Steve Talley but he is not Dwight Stifler. This being said, sure he does incorporate some element of the American Pie franchise, like topless girls, alcohol and such, but thats about it. I was expecting a new "Happy Gilmore" in this, and its not that either. I would say if you see it a direct to DVD low budget no brainer comedy, then you may enjoy it. Its funny, i laugh here and there, the story is comic, yet kinda "huh...ok" but again its not the first movie to go that road. Lets say i was in a boring evening, with this movie i turned it into a fun hour and a half with a beer. Don't see this movie sober, see it with a couple beers, get feeling, then you will have some fun. Thing is there are movies which are meant to be seen drunk and see as idiotic comedy, there fun like that, other more serious movies can be enjoy sober.

Absolutely disgraceful for the American Pie series

[cb-lfc-98 · 1/10 · 4 May 2012]

I'm MORE than ashamed to even categorise this as an American Pie movie, what a load of absolute sh*t. If your looking for the good American Pie movies, American Pie 1,2 Naked Mile and Beta House are the best American Pie movies and the REAL PROPER American Pie's not some Sh*t that they brought together that wasn't even funny, Band camp was OK... but number 1,2,5 & 6 were the best, But this?! this shouldn't and ISN'T anything to do with American Pie! (Parties, Girls, beer, sex) Unrecommended if your looking for a good, funny comedy Disappointing for American Pie series, I cannot believe how awful this was, I don't even think I smirked at any part of this

Teen "Comedy" at it's worst

[noobsonduty · 1/10 · 22 April 2013]

This is what happens when someone wants to cash in to a movie franchise that doesn't have a clue on how to make movies. American pie, the movies where you see teenagers getting drunk, doing stupid stuff and girls, and a lot of people without shirts. However, no movie can be funny, if there isn't a halfway decent plot to advance the funny story.

Hole in one just gets everything wrong. Steve Talley plays Eric... ERIC! As in, an actor from another American Pie who plays Dwight Stifler, is now in another "American Pie" but as a new character... Anyways.. he plays Eric, who hassles people at golf. This works out for him just fine, until he loses a high bet to 2 weirdos who happen to be plastic surgeons. Since he cant pay them the money, they then freaking electrocute him to knock him out and give him... hold on tight for this one... T*TS!

And that is the whole plot... the rest of the film, is Eric trying to hide his new double D's, and finding a way of getting rid of them.

And you might think he could just go to any other plastic surgeon to get them out. But no, this movie even invented a law or some cr*p that would make it illegal for other surgeons to remove them. Something about it being a patented procedure.. my bare donkey.. boob jobs are boob jobs whether it's a guy or a girl that gets them.

The high point of ridiculous mediocrity, is when one of Erics obnoxious friends see the tits and dives right in.. in public.. motorboats them, and Erics other friends had to freaking DRAG the freak away from Eric..

In short, this movie is ridiculous, tedious, and boring. Not even once did it even make me smile. And i'm sorry but i can't see anyone with an IQ over 20 or under the age of 15 even slightly enjoying this piece of horse p**p. (excuse my french)

Caddyshack meets American Pie

[shawnblackman · 5/10 · 30 June 2014]

When you start watching this you're graced with breasts right away. You figure he we go another one of these but it actually takes a slight twist. The golf pro womanizer(played by Steve Talley) wakes up with breasts after losing a bet with plastic surgeons.

Its not a total time waster as I found myself laughing out loud. One of the plastic surgeons is Dean Cameron from Summer School. I haven't seen him in anything since Summer School. The funniest role is Dean Cain(you don't even recognize him)who plays the repo man. For some reason he can dedicate all his time and efforts looking for Steve Talley's car. In fact you wonder what he'll do after he does get the car.

For some silly, stupid fun this movie does the trick. You probably won't watch it ever again unless its the only DVD you own and you don't have cable.

Best In The Class Of Comedy!

[ravikrpyc · 10/10 · 13 July 2021]

Love This Movie Best In the class following the culture of American Pie Being True I enjoyed maybe others don't but each and every character was amazing! Needed More Like This But I don't think so any movie of this series following culture any more maybe in future!

If you are a teenager you'll like it...

[saadazam1295 · 10/10 · 25 March 2011]

So basically if your a teenager you'll love it...I love these college movies :D

SO if you are not a teenager Don't WATCH THIS...If you are WATCH THIS!

Btw...this has that guy who appeared in like the first two American pie movies...all I know his name was Dwight Stifler... (He was the "Stifler" of the first couple movies) I love him, he is a great actor!

This movie has a hot girl (ofcourse the main character)...she is the one that stars in The Hard Times of RJ Berger (the one RJ likes :))

Also...the plot is OK...i mean what do u expect?

ALSO.... I don't think this is an American pie movie...there is an American pie movie comin out with like everyone in it...its gonna be hella good :D

best

[ninja_tuareg · 21 August 2011]

This movie is not American Pie but is like American pie(very funny)

Is so bad,because is a great movie,Will be a great American pie 8 in future,i hope

Was a great movie 10

I hope this movie will be supposed American pie 8 because is very very funny

American pie 5 6 7 were awesome,but i don't understand why this movie cant be considered one of American pie movie's In hole in one is same actor's like in American Pie I steel believe this movie is American Pie 8 This movie need 10