- [Lynette, not satisfied with Porter's unwillingness to discuss a possible frienship with a drug dealer at school,enters Parker's room]
- Lynette Scavo: Hey Parker, can I ask you something? Just between us, does Porter hang out with Jimmy Kimrado?
- Parker Scavo: I don't know, I could check his friends list on Silverfizz.
- Lynette Scavo: His what on what?
- Parker Scavo: [logs on to Porter's page] It's like MySpace, you have a webpage. It shows your hobbies, your favorite music, and you can talk to people.
- Lynette Scavo: Really? Can anyone talk to him?
- Parker Scavo: Yeah, he just has to invite you.
- Lynette Scavo: And, uh, how would somebody make that happen?
- [Parker looks at her curiously]
- Lynette Scavo: Tom don't you dare!
- Tom Scavo: Hey one of us needs to live to take care of the other ones!
- Tom Scavo: So what are you gonna do? are you gonna tell him the truth now or are you gonna wait until after he kills me and blinds himself?
- [Porter finds out he's been flirting with his mother online, when she signs a 'Dear John' letter to him 'Love Mom']
- [He comes down to where she is at her computer, he has a very sad and betrayed look on his face, and he places a book of poetry in front of her and walks away, leaving her looking ashamed]
- Lynette Scavo: [Porter is sitting at the table eating a sandwich] Hi, mind if I join you?
- [he ignores her]
- Lynette Scavo: OK, I know what I did was unforgivable and I am not trying to make excuses, but we used to talk all the time, and then one day it just stopped, and it killed me. I felt like I lost you and then I was Sarah J and I had you back and we where talking again and you where telling me things.
- Porter Scavo: [Mad at her] I wasn't telling you anything, I was telling her.
- Lynette Scavo: [Porter looks sad] Well, for what it's worth, I loved our conversations and I'm going to miss them.
- [She walks off]
- Porter Scavo: [Whispers] Me too.
- Tom Scavo: [Lynette is sitting at her computer] What're you doing?
- Lynette Scavo: I'm just talking to Porter on Silverfizz.
- Tom Scavo: Who is Sarah J from MacArthur High School?
- Lynette Scavo: Me! I'm sixteen, cute, I like graphic novels and Tokyo Police Club.
- Tom Scavo: Oh my God! You're pretending to be somebody else!
- Lynette Scavo: Our brooding son has a classmate who got arrested for selling drugs, I really think the ends justify the means.
- Tom Scavo: We'll address you major ethical breach in a moment. What did you find out?
- Lynette Scavo: The good news is he really doesn't hang out with that guy, but I am a little worried about 'Anita47' who told him cherry fruit pops are an aphordesiac.
- Tom Scavo: OK, you got what you came for, you know who he hangs around with, now time to stop.
- Lynette Scavo: You're probably right, it's just, did you know Porter writes poetry?
- Tom Scavo: Seriously?
- Lynette Scavo: Yeah, our Porter, the kid who communicates with grunts and shrugs, writes this beautiful, heartwrenching poetry.
- [Porter is listening to music on his headphones, when Lynette walks into his room, he removes them]
- Lynette Scavo: Hey, got a sec?
- Porter Scavo: Not really.
- Lynette Scavo: So, I assume you know what happened to Jimmy Kimrado?
- Porter Scavo: I guess.
- Lynette Scavo: Your friend gets busted for dealing drugs at school and all you have to say is 'I guess'?
- Porter Scavo: He's not my friend.
- [implying that he doesn't associate with people who sell drugs]
- Lynette Scavo: What are you talking about, you where on the same little league team?
- Porter Scavo: Yeah, a million years ago, anything else?
- Lynette Scavo: No, not really.
- Tom Scavo: You told a teenage boy you liked his poetry? Geez Lynette why not just flash him a boob?
- Lynette Scavo: shh he'll here you...