Jessie, a waitress in a sleazy bar, is framed for robbing the place and gets a five-year stretch in prison. The prison is run by a corrupt warden and a butch-lesbian head guard, and the ... See full summary »
Tahra, a prehistoric cave girl is accidentally transported to the future where she has a passionate encounter with two archaeologists. Her boyfriend Tiko also finds his way to the future causing more problems.
A B-movie actress and her director boyfriend go to the spooky mansion of her rich uncle for the reading of his will, while her uncle's scheming lawyer and a sexy, playful female ghost vie to control the inheritance.
Paranormal investigators arrive at a burned-down girlschool to check if the rumors of ghost appearances are true. With their special goggles they see that the ghosts are constantly engaging in lesbian sex which gets everyone horny.
Fred Olen Ray
3000 years ago an Egyptian sorceress was buried alive for indulging forbidden pleasures of the flesh. Reincarnated in modern-day Los Angeles she is on a mission to track down the reincarnation of her ancient lost love.
THE NIGHT CREW centers on a group of hard up bounty hunters who must survive the night in a desert motel against a horde of savage border runners. They soon realize that their fugitive, a ... See full summary »
The Midland Art Gallery is the home base for this erotic series starring Divini Rai as erotic photographer Marissa Johanson and Kaylani Lei as her pupil Allison Kraft. The series uses ... See full summary »
The role of Tabonga the gorilla appears in the closing credits as actor "Tabonga" playing "Himself" as if it were an animal actor, even though it's quite obvious that Tabonga is an uncredited human actor in a gorilla costume. See more »
Schlock director Fred Olen Ray must hold the world record for movies with "bikini" in the title. He specializes in these extra soft softcore cable-porn movies. Vietnamese cutie Christine Nguyen is Tarzeena, a lost girl living on Kong Island. She wears a tiny tan bikini and has a pet gorilla (the ape costume is actually quite good). A safari led by Fabio look-alike Evan Stone searches for her. (He and co-star Nicole Sheridan were also in Fred Olen Ray's "Teenage Cavegirl" which is also quite amusing.) This has lots of nudity, some very hot girls, and frequent simulated, non-explicit sex scenes (more like an NC-17 film).
I can't recommend this for fear of bursting into flames and going straight to hell, but it was fairly enjoyable on a non-think level due to much tongue-in-cheek humor. A cliché travel montage of planes, boats, and maps made me laugh as they edited in clips of a cable car, a dune buggy, a locomotive train, and the space shuttle. The simple story, which includes a mad scientist, is reminiscent of an old '40s Republic serial. The fact that this movie does not take itself seriously and has a few funny moments (such as references to '60s TV shows) places it a cut above in the humble category of cheap adult cable movies. Bloopers during the end credits are also funny. However, it is not in the same league with a "real" B-movie or porn feature. This provides some light entertainment and some impressive skin, that's all.
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