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(TV Mini-Series)

(2008)

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Captain Hammer: [singing] Don't worry if it's hard, if you're not a friggin 'tard you will prevail.

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Captain Hammer: [after Death Ray explodes] Oh, I'm in pain. I think this is what pain feels like.

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[while terrorizing Captain Hammer groupies]

Dr. Horrible: It's Dr. Horrible's turn.

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Captain Hammer: Give my regards to St Peter... or whoever does his job... but in hell.

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Captain Hammer: It may not feel too classy, begging just to eat / But you know who does that? Lassie, and she always gets a treat / So you wonder what your part is / Because you're homeless and depressed / But home is where the heart is / So your real home's in your chest / Everyone's a hero in their own way / Everyone's got villains they must face / They're not as cool as mine / But folks you know it's fine to know your place / Everyone's a hero in their own way / In their own not-that-heroic way / So I thank my girlfriend Penny / Yeah, we totally had sex / She showed me there's so many different muscles I can flex / There's the deltoids of compassion, there's the abs of being kind / It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds / Everyone's a hero in their own way / Everyone's got something they can do / Get up go out and fly / Especially that guy, he smells like poo / Everyone's a hero in their own way / You and you and mostly me and you / I'm poverty's new sheriff / And I'm bashing in the slums / A hero doesn't care if you're a bunch of scary alcoholic bums / Everybody! / Everyone's a hero in their own way / Everyone can blaze a hero's trail / Don't worry if it's hard, if you're not a friggin 'tard you will prevail / Everyone's a hero in their own way / Everyone's a hero in their...

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Dr. Horrible: Here lies everything

Dr. Horrible: The world I wanted at my feet

Dr. Horrible: My victory's complete

Dr. Horrible: So hail to the king

Groupie #1: Everything you ever...

Dr. Horrible: Arise and sing

Dr. Horrible: So your world's benign

Dr. Horrible: So you think justice has a voice

Dr. Horrible: And we all have a choice

Dr. Horrible: Well now your world is mine

Groupie #1: Everything you ever...

Dr. Horrible: And I am fine

Dr. Horrible: Now the nightmare's real

Dr. Horrible: Now Dr. Horrible is here

Dr. Horrible: To make you quake with fear

Dr. Horrible: To make the whole world kneel

Groupie #1: Everything you ever...

Dr. Horrible: And I won't feel

Dr. Horrible: A thing

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Captain Hammer: [singing] This is so nice / Just might sleep with the same girl twice / They say it's better the second time / They say you get to do the weird stuff!

Groupie #1Groupie #2Groupie #3: [singing] We do the weird stuff!

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Captain Hammer: [singing] Everyone's a hero in their own way / Everyone can blaze a hero's trail / Don't worry if it's hard / If you're not a friggin' 'tard you will prevail!

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Captain Hammer: I hate the homeless

[pause]

Captain Hammer: ... ness problem that plagues our city.

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Captain Hammer: Give my regards to St. Peter- or you know, whoever has his job... but in Hell.

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Mayor Hankins: Justice has a name! And the name it has... besides "Justice"... is Captain Hammer!

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