Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (TV Mini Series)

Act II (2008)

Neil Patrick Harris: Billy (Dr. Horrible)

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Quotes 

• Penny : He's a really good looking guy and I thought he was kind of cheesy at first.

  Dr. Horrible : [under his breath]  Trust your instincts.

  Penny : But, he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.

  Dr. Horrible : And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one. Like with pie.

• Dr. Horrible : Any dolt with half a brain can see that humankind has gone insane, to the point where I don't know if I'll upset the status quo if I throw poison in the water main. Listen close to everybody's heart and hear that breaking sound. Hopes and dreams are shattering apart and crashing to the ground. I cannot believe my eyes... how the world's filled with filth and lies. But it's plain to see, evil inside of me is on the rise.

• Penny : Billy?

  Dr. Horrible : Yeah?

  Penny : You're driving a spork into your leg.

  Dr. Horrible : So I am. Hilarious.

• Dr. Horrible : I wanna do great things, you know? I wanna be an achiever, like Bad Horse.

  Penny : The Thoroughbred of Sin?

  Dr. Horrible : I meant... Gandhi.

• Penny : It's like Captain Hammer's always saying...

  Dr. Horrible : Tsch... Right. Him. How are things with "Cheesy on the Outside"?

  Penny : Good. They're good. He's... nice. I'll be interested to know what you think of him, he said he might stop by.

  Dr. Horrible : Stop by here?

  Penny : Yeah.

  Dr. Horrible : Oh...

  [slides up his sleeve] 

  Dr. Horrible : ... goodness, look at my wrist. I gotta go!

• Dr. Horrible : What a crazy random happenstance.

• Dr. Horrible : [singing]  And Penny will see the evil me/Not a joke, not a dork, not a failure/And she may cry, but her tears will dry/When I hand her the keys to a shiny new Australia!

• [talking about Horrible needing to kill to get into the Evil League of Evil] 

  Moist : Hourglass says she knows a kid in Iowa who grows up to become president. That'd be... big!

  Dr. Horrible : I'm not gonna kill a little kid.

  Moist : Smother an old lady!

  Dr. Horrible : Do I even know you?

• Dr. Horrible : Captain Hammer threw a car at my head.

• Moist : You've got more than enough evil hours to get into the henchmen's union.

  Dr. Horrible : Pssh! I'm not a henchman, I'm Dr. Horrible. I have a Ph.D. in horribleness!

  Moist : Is that the new catchphrase?

• Penny : Oh, Billy, this is Captain Hammer.

  Captain Hammer : Oh, Billy. The laundry buddy. Well, it is very nice to meet you.

  Dr. Horrible : We're meeting now for the first time.

  Captain Hammer : You look horribly familiar.

  Dr. Horrible : One of those faces, I guess!

  Captain Hammer : Have I seen you at the gym?

  Dr. Horrible : The gym...

  Captain Hammer : I don't go to the gym. I'm just naturally like this.

• Penny : Well, I've gotten turned down from plenty of jobs. Even fired a few times.

  Dr. Horrible : I can't imagine anybody firing you.

  Penny : Neither could I. Now I can visualize it, really well.