Isle of the Damned (2008) (V)

User Rating:

5.2/10   

Director:

Mark Colegrove

Writer:

Mark Leake (writer)

Release Date:

17 October 2008 (USA)

Genre:

Comedy | Horror

Tagline:

Savage cruelty was their culture... human flesh was their food!

Plot:

In Antonello Giallo's follow up to the notorious Pleasures of the Damned, private investigator Jack...

Plot Keywords:

Island | Treasure | Cannibal | Deliberately Bad Dubbing | Satire

Cast

Chris Brenza	...	Cannibal
Peter Crates	...	Billy
Aimee Cummings	...	Pregnant Woman
Dustin Edwards	...	Cain
Larry Gamber	...	Jack Steele
Keith Tveit Langsdorf	...	Alexis Kincaid
Morgan Mae	...	Breastfeeding cannibal
Megan Mundane	...	Daughter
Patrician Rosa	...	Harold Thompson
Zafer Ulkucu	...	Cannibal
Matthew Whoolery	...	Cannibal

Also Known As:

Bind Them and Kill Them! (International: English title) (working title)
Cannibal Island Holocaust (International: English title) (bootleg title)
Island of the Damned (International: English title) (working title)

Runtime:

USA:85 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Filming Locations:

Maryland, USA

Company:

Dire Wit Films

Slick City guys meet hungry hungry cannibal tribesmen

*** This comment may contain spoilers ***

I attended a special screening of this film via snail mail invitation. We were picked up by a strange white box truck that looked like a refurbished ice-cream truck. You could still smell the children. We were blind-folded and driven what seemed like hours. We ended up behind a McDonalds. Our blindfolds were taken off and there was a white sheet hung on a dumpster. There were 13 chairs. I sat on one of them and watched 'Isle of the Damned'. The host handed us what I hope was roast beef.

What followed next was every man's nightmare. Some guys are in the woods and they hear screams. It's too late to run. It's the cannibals. A family on a family outing becomes the lunch for the sadistic cannibals. Some cool city folk arrive and try to rescue one of the ladies. What happens next is too horrible to describe. Some of the roast beef came back up into my mouth , I chewed it up some more and swallowed it. There was a lot of running through the woods. Men with bushy mustaches and guns. Cannibal folks with bow and arrows. Lots of screaming. After the movie I took the bus home and wrote this.