Who do you think I am? What do you think I do with my life? Well, I'll tell you what I do with my life; I go to work, I feed my children. My children! Have you seen my children? HAVE YOU? I teach English Literature to a bunch of chronic masturbaters who think a Gingerman is a biscuit! And I put on plays in Church Halls that nobody comes to see. And the reason I put on plays in Church Halls that nobody comes to see is in the forlorn hope that somebody will find me desirable and give me a good ...