Retired Lieutenant Commander Quinton McHale spends his days puttering around the Caribbean in the old PT-73 selling homebrew, ice cream, and swimsuit calendars. He's brought out of ... See full summary »
The Hairiest Rescue Mission Since Shaving Ryan's Privates. Army Sgt. Rock Hard races to rescue his fiancé from the clutches of a demented geneticist, before she ends up like the rest of this madman's failed experiments and becomes--what else? A Neutron Zombie.