Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box (2009)

Jennifer Taylor: Chelsea

Quotes 

• Charlie Harper : [Gives Chelsea a key]  Here.

  Chelsea : What is it?

  Charlie Harper : Alan's house key.

  Chelsea : Why?

  Charlie Harper : I want you to move in with me. Plus, Alan pissed me off last night.

• Charlie Harper : What happened to my towels?

  Chelsea : They didn't match my shower curtain.

  Charlie Harper : What's wrong with *my* shower curtain?

  Chelsea : It didn't match your towels.

  Charlie Harper : Maybe that's how I tell them apart!