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"Two and a Half Men" Above Exalted Cyclops (TV Episode 2009) Poster

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[Rose pulls alongside Alan as they drive]

Rose: [upset] You didn't call!

Alan Harper: What's that?

Rose: You said you'd call me and you didn't call!

Jake Harper: Hi, Rose.

Rose: [suddenly cheerful] Hey, Jake.

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Chelsea: [the four are at a restaurant, where Chelsea set up Alan with the "perfect date," Rose] Charlie, Alan, this is my friend Rose, Rose, this is Charlie and Alan.

Rose: [pointing a handshake towards Charlie] It's nice to meet you Alan.

Chelsea: No, that's Charlie.

Rose: Ooh! Even better! Hi Alan!

Alan Harper: [monotone] Hi.

Chelsea: Why don't we all sit down?

Charlie Harper: So many reasons...

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Rose: [during blind date] Alan, I understand you're a chiropractor?

Alan Harper: Yes. I am a chiropractor. Charlie?

Charlie Harper: Yes. He's a chiropractor.

Rose: Oh, that's just terrific. And what do you do Charlie?

Charlie Harper: Um... I write... kids songs and... jingles. Alan?

Alan Harper: Yes. He writes kids songs and jingles. And I am a chiropractor.

Charlie Harper: Yes. He's a chiropractor.

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Charlie Harper: So, you actually want to be with him?

Rose: I do.

Charlie Harper: And you believe she has no ulterior motive whatsoever?

Alan Harper: I do.

Charlie Harper: Fine! I now pronounce you fruitbasket and nutcase. And God have mercy on your souls.

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