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"NCIS" Collateral Damage (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: Tony's still hitting on the new recruits, huh?

Officer Ziva David: Ignorant, hopeful, and eager to please.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: What recruit isn't?

Officer Ziva David: I was not talking about the recruit.

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Dwayne Wilson: How's Gibbs to work for?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What have you heard? That bad guys would rather confess than be interrogated by him? That his steely gaze can cool a room by five degrees? That he can only be killed by a silver bullet like a werewolf?

[Wilson chuckles]

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: They're all true, except for the silver bullet part. Might give him indigestion or heartburn, but I don't think it'd kill him.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Handing Wilson something from the vending machine] For a job well done.

Dwayne Wilson: Might mean more if you'd actually paid for it.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We're government employees. Get used to disappointment

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I don't know if you've noticed but she and they don't exactly want to shoot me.

Officer Ziva David: Give them time.

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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I prefer to choose my own team.

NCIS Director Leon Vance: Just like you chose Special Agent Langer? That didn't work out very well, did it?

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You want to hear me say I made a mistake about Langer?

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [after finding out what the robbers did with the money] Time, money futility. Sounds like one of McGee's date nights.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: It was not futility, it was by design.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Where have I heard that before?

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah, rule #13: Never ever involve lawyers. Things are bound to turn nasty.

Dwayne Wilson: I'll remember that.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You should. Gibbs has been divorced three times. He has seven rules that involve lawyers. None of them are very pretty. You don't need to know 'em all just #13. It's the umbrella rule.

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NCIS Director Leon Vance: Our agents should look more like McGee than they do DiNozzo.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: More like you than like me.

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: All right, just. Let me do it. Let me do it, please. Okay? You handle this like your car.

Officer Ziva David: And if you ever want to handle anything every again remove your hand from my *mouse*!

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: [to Wilson while watching DiNozzo in interrogation] Tony has his own style sort of Dirty Harry meets Keystone cop.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Stay.

Dwayne Wilson: I'm an agent.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Without a weapon. Guard the car.

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