Quotes
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Ziva David : [points to the wall of Jackson's store] Uh, is that the gun you learned to shoot with?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No one was ever allowed to touch that Winchester.
Jackson Gibbs : Yeah. Let that be a lesson in parenting: tell a kid he can't have a rifle, he grows up to be a sniper.
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Tony DiNozzo : My head is spinning
[spins his chair]
Tony DiNozzo : with questions, so many questions, Gibbs came from somewhere, he didn't just start Gibbs, he was a boy
Ziva David : I thought he was molded from clay, had life breathed into him by a group of mystics.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : That's funny. I thought he fell to Earth in a capsule after his home planet exploded.
Ziva David : [chuckles] No he burst forth fully grown from the mind of Zeus.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Nice.
Tony DiNozzo : He is the avatar of Vishnu. He was sent to be the left hand of Yahweh. He was grown in a cabbage patch. I'm trying to pose a serious metaphysical question here. You want to be clever? I can be clever.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs enters] Just a matter of time, DiNozzo.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : It's a lot of data to sift through, but I *can* tell who's seen it.
Jackson Gibbs : You can do that? You can tell everything I've been looking at?
Ziva David : What have you been looking at?
Jackson Gibbs : None of your business.
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Ziva David : [after meeting Jack] I'll call Tony.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : I'll call Abby.
[they both run into the store; later, via video-chat]
Ziva David , NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Gibbs has a father!
Tony DiNozzo , Abby Sciuto : Tell me everything!
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[Ducky arrives at the crime scene in a tuxedo]
Ziva David : A little early for formal attire.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Oh, really?
Tony DiNozzo : I'd say late. Looks like Ducky got lucky.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Haven't you ever heard of a night at the opera?
Tony DiNozzo : Sure. Groucho as Otis B. Driftwood, the Marx Brothers at their most hilarious. I love the part where they rip up the contract.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [imitating Groucho] That's no good-a for you, it's no good-a for me!