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"NCIS" Legend: Part 1 (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

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Officer Ziva David: OSP?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Office of Special Projects. NCIS undercover. Surveillance.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Supercool toys.

Officer Ziva David: After our last trip to L.A., I do not understand why you would think I would be such an eager platypus, Tony.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Beaver. Eager beaver. Not platypus. Why does that bother me so much? Don't answer that.

[Ziva's phone rings]

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Answer that.

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Special Agent G. Callen: Is there a reason we're not meeting in a bar right now?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Well yeah, it's 10 o'clock in the morning.

Special Agent G. Callen: I don't know what's worse: getting older or getting wiser.

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Special Agent Lara Macy: Why do you want to know?

Special Agent G. Callen: Just looking out for my family

Special Agent Lara Macy: G, you don't have any family.

Special Agent G. Callen: That's cold, Mace.

Special Agent Lara Macy: But true.

Special Agent G. Callen: Gibbs is family... You too.

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Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: It's called a legend. It's a word coined by the Stasi, the East German Secret Police during the cold war. Now their idea was to create a cover so deep it could stand up to any scrutiny: passports, documents, work papers, even family histories. And none of it true. All a... a legend.

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: Boss, we've got some activity. We are not the only ones looking at Chandler. A BOLO's been issued out of Los Angeles. Nationwide alert.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: LAPD?

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Negative.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Who issued the BOLO, McGee?

Special Agent Timothy McGee: We did, Boss. It's NCIS.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Macy still the agent in charge there?

NCIS Director Leon Vance: You got a problem.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs scoffs and starts to leave] She might.

NCIS Director Leon Vance: Well, you're both on the same team. Work it out.

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Abby Sciuto: [Speaking of Agent Macy] You know her. Not a question, Gibbs. You know her.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You find out anything, Abs, you contact me first. And then you can send it on to her.

Abby Sciuto: Are you going somewhere?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, that's why I came down here to tell you. Los Angeles.

Abby Sciuto: Into the lioness's den?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs kisses Abby on the cheek] I'm taking McGee.

[Gibbs starts to leave]

Abby Sciuto: Gibbs... It's just... last time you guys went to LA, one of you didn't come back.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I'll bring him back, Abs.

[Gibbs leaves]

Abby Sciuto: Just... make sure you bring yourself back too.

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Mossad Officer Michael Rivkin: Your father sends his love.

Officer Ziva David: What else does my father send?

Mossad Officer Michael Rivkin: [Puts his hand on Ziva's hand] Me.

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NCIS Director Leon Vance: [Over an MTAC feed] You tell Gibbs to call me when he arrives.

Special Agent Lara Macy: You can tell him yourself.

[Gibbs enters]

NCIS Director Leon Vance: Gibbs.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Hello Director Vance.

NCIS Director Leon Vance: I know how excited you two are about working together. I told Sec Nav I have my best people on this case. A lot of nervous people at the Pentagon. Don't make me come out there.

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Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: [Speaking of Gibbs] You should have slept with him way back then. Whenever then was. I was probably in Elementary School, yeah.

Special Agent Lara Macy: How do you know I didn't?

Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: I can tell you right now...

Special Agent Lara Macy: *Don't* answer that!

Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: Okay. Cool.

Special Agent Lara Macy: You scare me.

Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: Yep.

Special Agent Lara Macy: Leave.

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Special Agent G. Callen: I'll just ask Gibbs about what happened.

Special Agent Lara Macy: Yeah, let me know if you do... I want to be there to see him sit you on your ass.

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: [after Hanna sends Abby a photo using a giant touch screen] Oh I really got to get one of these.

Special Agent Sam Hanna: You got problems.

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Special Agent Lara Macy: A word of advice, Jethro. Let me do my job.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Like you did the first time we met?

[Rises and leaves]

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That is not coffee.

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