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"NCIS" Knockout (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

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NCIS Director Leon Vance: What do you say, David? Want to go a few rounds?

Officer Ziva David: I think that would violate my primary assignment.

NCIS Director Leon Vance: Only if you managed to lay a glove on me.

Issac Curtis: Excuse me, darling, but this gym ain't co-ed.

Officer Ziva David: Another time.

NCIS Director Leon Vance: Just say when.

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Officer Ziva David: You can't make an omelet without breaking some legs.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You're never making me breakfast.

Officer Ziva David: That is the truth.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It's supposed to be 'eggs'.

Officer Ziva David: Cook them yourself.

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Jackie Vance: [seeing the toothpick in Leon's mouth] You know I don't like it when you chew on those things.

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Tara Kole: Teek? Is that you?

NCIS Director Leon Vance: You have a decision to make Tara. Do we walk out of here, or do I carry you?

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Hi Boss. I lost my - you were going to say "mind" or "marbles" but, uh, I lost my...

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Job.

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NCIS Director Leon Vance: I understand you might feel your toes being stepped on, Agent Gibbs. Me handing out assignments to your team.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Not taking it personally.

NCIS Director Leon Vance: Are you suggesting I am?

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Are you?

NCIS Director Leon Vance: [to McGee who's standing next to him] May I have the room please.

[McGee leaves, Leon sits down then to the people in MTAC]

NCIS Director Leon Vance: Both rooms.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [smacks DiNozzo] Snap out of it!

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I have no response to that.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [addressing a room for of NCIS agents] Excuse me. Okay, listen up everybody I need your full attention here. Lenny, Squiggy, Q-Tip, Q-Bert, Bongo Straits, Vertical Bill - can you here me back there?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [noticing an attractive woman at the front of the group] Oh, hi, Natalie. Hi. You look nice today.

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