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"NCIS" Silent Night (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

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Abby Sciuto: I don't know what to get anybody. What do you think Tony needs?

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: An attitude adjustment.

Abby Sciuto: Gibbs, you're not helping.

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Metro Detective Justin Kemp: You going to explain to me why you broke into the crime scene?

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Are you going to explain to me why you didn't remove yourself from this case?

Metro Detective Justin Kemp: Why would I do that?

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Avery Taylor was suing your father-in-law. You have no business investigating Taylor's murder.

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[Harvey the security guard grabs something out of his holster]

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That's a taser, Harvey.

Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David: You only have one shot, non-fatal.

NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: There are five of us.

[Harvey promptly tasers McGee]

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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [rubbing his feet on the carpet as he walks up to McGee, in a singsong voice] Friction makes a static charge.

[shocks McGee]

NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Would you stop that? I'm still humming from the Taser.

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Abby Sciuto: I like everything about Christmas. Except the Chipmunk Song. And shopping, I hate shopping. I never know what to get anyone, especially Gibbs. What do you get a guy who has nothing and wants nothing?

Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Some squeaky shoes.

Abby Sciuto: [spins around] Hi, Gibbs!

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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Something wrong, Jethro?

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Fingerprints found at a double homicide yesterday belong to a Petty Officer who is supposed to have been dead 17 years.

[Hands Ducky a folder]

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: His death certificate.

Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Oh dear.

[gaffs]

Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Someone's in trouble.

[looks at the death certificate]

Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: I signed it?

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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Standing at the Vietnam Memorial] No matter how many times I come here, it still gets to me. You look at a name, you have to look at a reflection of yourself. You are among the fallen.

Ned Quinn: Yeah. Difference is, you can leave. The names don't.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: No. Death is permanent. Except in your case, Ned Quinn.

Ned Quinn: It's been a long time since someone's called me that.

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NCIS Director Leon Vance: You asked for it. Better work fast. You only have a day.

[leaves]

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Merry Christmas.

Abby Sciuto: [Abby enters] Hey guys, what's up?

NCIS Director Leon Vance: I hope no one has plans.

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: [speaking of Quinn's daughter] How'd she know we found him?

Abby Sciuto: Well, she might've figured it out when I called her, and told her.

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: The alarm was deactivated at 2:17 AM this morning. Between the time Kemp sealed the house and you...

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Broke in.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Well, I was going to say "gained unauthorized access." Alarm was activated 4 minutes later.

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Ned Quinn: [parked in front of Quinn's daughter's house] There's too much time that's passed.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: If I had one wish for Christmas, it would be to hug my daughter. That can never be... But you have that chance.

Ned Quinn: Thank you.

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[the team assembles in MTAC]

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to partake of a DiNozzo family tradition: caramel popcorn, hot mulled cider, and the greatest, greatest Christmas movie of all time: "It's A Wonderful Life."

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Jackson 'Jack' Gibbs: [Gibbs makes a call on his cell phone] Hello?

Gibbs: Merry Christmas, Dad.

Jackson 'Jack' Gibbs: Merry Christmas, Son.

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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You might've redeemed yourself, Abby.

Abby Sciuto: What'd I do?

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Called Quinn's daughter.

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