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"NCIS" Road Kill (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [as DiNozzo's helping McGee make a face] Would you two like some time alone?

NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Uh, no boss. We were just...

Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David: Acting like children.

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: The hands that pummeled the Petty Officer also bandaged his wound. Whoever did this, Jethro, was both savage and a Samaritan.

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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Describing suspect on the phone] He's 23, 6 foot 3 inches, 210 pounds, light brown hair, blue eyes and a barb wire tattoo on his left bicep. He was last seen...

NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Standing right behind you, DiNozzo.

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Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David: I remember my first fight. I was eight. Shmuel Rubenstein.

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Sounds like a real stud.

Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David: One punch and it was over.

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What did Shmuel Rubinstein do to incur the wrath of Ziva?

Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David: He said he liked me.

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Abby Sciuto: Come on, McGee. Give me something fierce. Bossman's got *mad* skills!

NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: All right... Ooo, okay Gibbs versus

[Gibbs appears behind Abby]

NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Gibbs!

Abby Sciuto: Oh HO! That's good. Evil twin or a clone?

[turns around notices Gibbs]

Abby Sciuto: Gibbs! Good timing!

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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Hey Boss?

NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yes, McGee?

NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: [slight pause] You ever lost a fight?

NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Not sure I even ever won one.

Abby Sciuto: [aside to McGee] Definitely a Gibbs clone.

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Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David: Tony, you and I come from two *totally* different places. In my world, you grow up fast, you have no choice.

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Now you do.

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Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David: How's that for old-school slothing?

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: "Sleuthing."

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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Someone didn't know how to parallell park

Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David: I've always found it hard to park when someone is shooting at you

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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Midnight screening of 'Goodfellas' tonight, want to come?

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