Patrick Jane: It's nice to be nice. But if you want to get ahead in life, sometimes you have to be a bitch. I know you know how.
Grace Van Pelt: Gee, thanks.
Patrick Jane: It's all about the balance, Grace. Yin, Yang. Nice, bitch. Little bit of bitch inside the nice, a little bit of nice inside the bitch.
Grace Van Pelt: Yeah, I'll work on that.
Patrick Jane: Keep 'em guessin'.
Teresa Lisbon: [after Jane gets hit] Are you okay?
Patrick Jane: Assault. Assault.
Teresa Lisbon: I would rethink this new technique of yours.
Patrick Jane: I can't disagree.
Teresa Lisbon: When are you going to learn to cool it without being told?
Patrick Jane: Oh come on. They pissed you off too. The sexist pigs.
Teresa Lisbon: They were
Patrick Jane: I just said that.
Teresa Lisbon: You were saying it ironically.
Steve Preciado: This is *our* arrest. Always has been. We got no time to wait for your *mommy*!
Kimball Cho: Hey, there's always time. All right? Let's do this right. Go in too quickly and someone could get hurt.
Steve Preciado: This is *real* police work, sonny! People get hurt.
Teresa Lisbon: Yes, we get it. You're very calm and in control, Rick. For a man being questioned in a double murder investigation.
Rick Carris: I didn't do this thing. Although, I've been sitting in this chair so many times, this is kind of restful.
Kimball Cho: That's right, isn't it? Many times.
Teresa Lisbon: [after playing a tape] That's you, isn't it?
Rick Carris: Hyperbole is lost on some people.
Teresa Lisbon: Look I don't want to make this official, talk to a judge or anything. Once we do that, the cat's out of the bag for good. If you're clean on this, here's the way to prove it.
[Prciado hands his weapon to Lisbon. Jane grabs Preciado's wrist]
Teresa Lisbon: Is this the only .38 in your possession.
Steve Preciado: Yes it is.
[Angrily to Jane]
Steve Preciado: And if you try to hold my hand again, I'm going to tear your arm off and beat you unconscious with it! Get me?
Patrick Jane: Gotcha.
Teresa Lisbon: I'm a cop. I lie to you all the time. You never catch it.
Patrick Jane: I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but you're translucent, my dear. I always know when you're lying. Sometimes I let you think you fool me just so you don't feel bad.