Ted and Marshall are facing job security issues. GNB has been laying off employees of late. To ensure that he is not one of those laid off, Barney feels that Marshall needs to find his "man" niche: something specific that distinguishes him as being a great guy to have around, regardless of job performance. After going through the endless possibilities, Marshall decides to be the "sports guy", the one in the office who runs the fantasy baseball league. This job ends up being more stressful than his real job. After his own layoff, Ted is still trying to get his own architectural firm - Mosbius Designs - off the ground, the company which he is operating out of his and Robin's apartment. Ted seems more concerned about the cosmetics of the company as opposed to finding clients. Robin thinks he's procrastinating on this new phase of his life. Ted and Robin's life changes when Ted hires an assistant named PJ, who ends up doing double duty as professional in Ted's office and paramour in ... Written by
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Ted tells Robin the story of the architect who designs a sinking library. Ted explains that the architect was either too proud or arrogant and makes the mistake of not taking the account of the books weight which causes the library to slowly sink into the ground year after year. This story is a common urban legend, and there has never been a library sinking due to the weight of the books in it (although there have been libraries that have sunk due to other reasons). See more
I told you to hire a cute assistant that you can sleep with, but instead you hire a cute assistant that *Robin* can sleep with and of course he's going to sleep with her, Ted, look at her! She's the greatest woman on the planet!-I'm getting off-topic: You're an idiot! That's my message: You're an idiot!
No. One person storming off isn't enough! Marshall, storm off with me!
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