How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Fight (2008)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Ted Mosby : I think we should go someplace else. In this bar I will always be known as the guy who was left at the altar. It sucks.
Barney Stinson : Good Times.
Ted Mosby : Uh-oh, we lost Barney.
Robin Scherbatsky : What'ya mean?
Lily Aldrin : There's a woman over there in a tight red sweater, and he's not listening to a word we're saying.
Barney Stinson : Gimme a Break!
Ted Mosby : Long ago, he learned that he can fake a conversation by listing black sitcoms from the '70s and '80s. Right, Barney?
Barney Stinson : What's Happenin'?
Lily Aldrin : Hey, Barney. Wanna go with me and do stuff that I don't even let Marshall do to me?
Barney Stinson : Diff'rent Strokes!
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Ted Mosby : I can't go to prison! Although I could get a lot of reading done, finally write some short stories, work out all the time... Seriously, if I don't come out of there totally ripped...
Barney Stinson : Ted, we can't go to prison! People get shivved in the joint! Plus the meals are really starchy.
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Robin Scherbatsky : There are plenty of legitimate reasons to get in a fight. It might not be pretty, but in certain situations you gotta do what you gotta do.
Ted Mosby : Right, I forgot, she thinks fighting is sexy.
Robin Scherbatsky : No, I do not... a lot! Look, I come from a culture of hockey players. If a guy can throw down it's somewhat, way hot. And scars? Hello! If a guy's got a scar, he's got a Robin, and if he's missing teeth, I'm missing my pants!
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Marshall Eriksen : You know what, Doug, I will gladly pay. And you know why? Cause that's what grown-ups do! They pay for their drinks and they don't get into fights. You know what I was doing while you guys were out there being immature? I tell you what I was doing...
Barney Stinson : -your nails?
Marshall Eriksen : Hahaha, no. I was doing...
Ted Mosby : -a relationship-quiz in this month's Cosmo?
Marshall Eriksen : NO, I was doing...
Barney Stinson : Your best not to cry when Big came back for Carrie at the end of the Sex and the City movie?
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Marshall Eriksen : Ted couldn't fight. Look at him. He wouldn't last five minutes in a fight.
Ted Mosby : Well, maybe more than five...
Marshall Eriksen : He's got the muscle definition of linguini.
Ted Mosby : Well, maybe linguini with meatballs. Check this out.
[Poses]
Marshall Eriksen : Ted, don't.