"How I Met Your Mother" The Fight (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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  • Ted Mosby : I think we should go someplace else. In this bar I will always be known as the guy who was left at the altar. It sucks.

    Barney Stinson : Good Times.

    Ted Mosby : Uh-oh, we lost Barney.

    Robin Scherbatsky : What'ya mean?

    Lily Aldrin : There's a woman over there in a tight red sweater, and he's not listening to a word we're saying.

    Barney Stinson : Gimme a Break!

    Ted Mosby : Long ago, he learned that he can fake a conversation by listing black sitcoms from the '70s and '80s. Right, Barney?

    Barney Stinson : What's Happenin'?

    Lily Aldrin : Hey, Barney. Wanna go with me and do stuff that I don't even let Marshall do to me?

    Barney Stinson : Diff'rent Strokes!

  • Ted Mosby : I can't go to prison! Although I could get a lot of reading done, finally write some short stories, work out all the time... Seriously, if I don't come out of there totally ripped...

    Barney Stinson : Ted, we can't go to prison! People get shivved in the joint! Plus the meals are really starchy.

  • Robin Scherbatsky : There are plenty of legitimate reasons to get in a fight. It might not be pretty, but in certain situations you gotta do what you gotta do.

    Ted Mosby : Right, I forgot, she thinks fighting is sexy.

    Robin Scherbatsky : No, I do not... a lot! Look, I come from a culture of hockey players. If a guy can throw down it's somewhat, way hot. And scars? Hello! If a guy's got a scar, he's got a Robin, and if he's missing teeth, I'm missing my pants!

  • Marshall Eriksen : You know what, Doug, I will gladly pay. And you know why? Cause that's what grown-ups do! They pay for their drinks and they don't get into fights. You know what I was doing while you guys were out there being immature? I tell you what I was doing...

    Barney Stinson : -your nails?

    Marshall Eriksen : Hahaha, no. I was doing...

    Ted Mosby : -a relationship-quiz in this month's Cosmo?

    Marshall Eriksen : NO, I was doing...

    Barney Stinson : Your best not to cry when Big came back for Carrie at the end of the Sex and the City movie?

  • Marshall Eriksen : Ted couldn't fight. Look at him. He wouldn't last five minutes in a fight.

    Ted Mosby : Well, maybe more than five...

    Marshall Eriksen : He's got the muscle definition of linguini.

    Ted Mosby : Well, maybe linguini with meatballs. Check this out.

    [Poses] 

    Marshall Eriksen : Ted, don't.

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