Penelope Garcia: You, my fine furry friends, are welcome.
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: Remind me to have her drug tested.
Emily Prentiss: Well Roadside motels definately go on my list.
[When Reid gives her a funny look... ]
Emily Prentiss: Of things to never do again.
Dr. Spencer Reid: You have a *list?*
David Rossi: [to Reid] You *don't?*
Dr. Spencer Reid: [on the phone with Garcia] Thank you, Garcia!
Garcia: You, my fine furry friends, are welcome!
[hangs up the phone]
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: [about Garcia] Remind me to have her drug-tested...
Dr. Spencer Reid: Hey, if you guys are hungry, I know a pretty good Indian restaurant that's open all night.
Emily Prentiss: Oh, I can't. I have a date.
Derek Morgan: You got a date? With who?
Emily Prentiss: My hot tub.
Derek Morgan: Oh, now that sounds like a party.
Emily Prentiss: [amused laugh] You're so not invited.
Harold Sanders: No father should have to claim his daughter's dead body.
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: [opening quote, voiceover] Thomas Fuller wrote "A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell."
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: [closing quote, voiceover] Roman poet Phaedrus wrote "Things are not always what they seem. The first appearance deceives many. The intelligence of a few perceives what has been carefully hidden."
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Three nights ago outside of Reno, this car was hit by a tractor trailer.
Derek Morgan: Any survivors?
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: The truck driver walked away unharmed. Jonathan and Rebecca Gallen, the passengers in the car, were DOA. When the local sheriff arrived on the scene, he noticed several things - no blood spatter inside the car, no seat belt burns, no lacerations from the air bags.
Dr. Spencer Reid: They were dead before the accident.
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: The autopsy report confirmed that, and the cause of death. Blunt force head trauma and evidence of rape and torture to the woman.
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: Well, the unsub wasn't very successful at hiding the fact that he murdered two people.
Betty: [Derek and Emily entering the diner] Be right with you
Derek Morgan: It's not even lunchtime yet
Emily Prentiss: Well, the sign said: People travel miles for Flo's donuts
Betty: Sorry to keep you waiting! Would like a dozen to share?
[E&D show their badges]
Betty: Ooh, FBI!
Derek Morgan: Ma'am, we're trying to trace the steps of a couple that may have been here a few days ago
Betty: Darling, I've waited on 87 folks since we opened this morning. Someone would have to come through here doing cartwheels on fire for to remember him
Emily Prentiss: Will you take a look anyway please?
[picks up the photos]
Betty: Hm, well I'll be... I do remember them!
Derek Morgan: Where they doing cartwheels?
Betty: No! But I was! The lady left me $10 tip for breakfast, two days in a row. Nice couple
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: What is this? Left over Kung Pao Chickens? That's disgusting!
Sheriff Bruner: Uhm
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: What?
Sheriff Bruner: The smell of Chinese food makes you sick, but you don't even flinch when you look at those pictures
Dr. Spencer Reid: She's pretty tough
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: I was here, I talked to him and I didn't see it
David Rossi: He made himself look like a good guy. You bought it. It happens to the best of us! Welcome to the club
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: What is it, Garcia?
Penelope Garcia: For the last two days I've been searching through vicap for similar rapes and murders and cases that are still open. That has yielded me diddly squat, so I regrouped, I looked at some pictures of baby Panda and I went back in and looked at started searching for similar rapes and murders of cases that have been solved