Despite how poorly their first and only date ended (albeit the poorness caused by Sheldon), Stuart and Penny are going out on a second date. Not wanting to screw things up, Stuart asks Leonard for advice on Penny's expectations of the date getting "physical". Penny also asks Leonard for advice on how to get Stuart to come out of his shyness shell. Leonard doesn't want Stuart and Penny's relationship to advance, but he doesn't want to lose either as friends. Leonard ends up giving Stuart what he considers some intentionally bad advice. Feeling guilty about it, he tries to find out what happened on their date so that he can clear his conscience. Meanwhile, Howard has completed the International Space Station's "Wolowitz Zero Gravity Human Waste Disposal System" (i.e. their toilet). After it's been deployed to the station, Howard realizes that he made an error in his calculations, and the system will fail within ten flushes. He has to figure out how to fix the problem only using ... Written by
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Howard's toilet modifications were tested using his mother's meat loaf. See more
Smell that? That's the smell of new comic books.
[takes a deep breath
They're on me today, boys.
You're paying? Have you been selling your sperm again?
No, I'm celebrating. As we speak, the space shuttle is docking at the International Space Station, where it will deploy the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity Waste Disposal System.
Oh, get over yourself. It's a high-tech toilet.
Just think, thanks to your hard work, an international crew of astronauts will boldly go where no man has ...
CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #250 For months I've woken up to a mysterious, intermittent banging sound coming from somewhere in my home. I can't tell you how many mornings I groggily walked around in my pajamas searching for its cause. Frustrated by my inability to locate the source of the banging, I falsely accused my ancient refrigerator and began seeking a replacement. But then I caught a break. Rising early one morning for reasons urinary, I stumbled across the real source of the strange noise - - a small, yellow-breasted bird living the a tree next to the kitchen window. Periodically, he would fly to the window, furiously peck at it with his beak, then quickly retreat to a nearby branch. At first I assumed that the morning light caused him to see his reflection and, being of limited intelligence, or filled with self-loathing, attack it. But once again, my initial instinct proved to be wrong. After a long conversation with the bird, I learned that he was banging on the window because he had it in for my refrigerator. I have since apologized to the fridge, but it has been, not surprisingly, cool towards me. Sorry, that really wasn't worth the journey. See more
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