- [first lines]
- Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Fun House. Featuring the Giant Jukebox. And now here it is, kids, "The Early Early Show" with scenes from your all-time favorite movies played by the Archie gang. First, a scene from "Flying Fools," a story of aviation.
- Miss Grundy: [standing on her desk] Oh, Mr. Weatherbee! I just heard a mouse squeaking!
- Mr. Weatherbee: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it?
- [Miss Grundy shoots up to the ceiling like a rocket]
- [last lines]
- The Archies: [singing] Somebody likes you. Guess who? / I wanna be with you.