Archie presents the Fun House Magic Show, which includes Reggie as a bad escape artist. On "How to Catch a Man" Big Ethel tries a rocket launcher, a pair of skis and a "jet-propelled skate plane." On "Thunderbolt Theatre" Big Moose uses the word aftermath in a sentence: "I'll meet you in the cafeteria aftermath." Betty and Veronica play Reggie and Moose on the tennis court. Coach Cleats on "The Big, Big World of Sports" takes the audience to India for a tug of war with an elephant; Ireland for mountain-climbing on Mike's Peak; and Italy for spinning by one's teeth while suspended hundreds of feet in the air. On "Giant Jukebox Jokes" Ethel asks Jughead if he likes music; he rejoins, "Yeah, but keep right on singing anyway." The Archies perform "The Big Boat," "Don't Let It Get You Down" and "We're One Big Family." A 'Clark Gable' lookalike courts Big Ethel. Written by
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Welcome to Archie's Fun House! Featuring the Giant Jukebox. Presenting the Fun House Magic Show. And here they are, Mantle the Magnificent and his assistant Moose.
We're One Big Family
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