On the "Fun House Vaudeville Show" Mantle and Moose tell the story about lunch meat: "it's a lot of bologna." Jughead flops as a swami and Coach Cleats fails as a strongman. On "How to Catch a Man" Big Ethel tries to catch Jughead with a fake trashcan, vine-swinging and an electro-magnet. On "Thunderbolt Theatre" Moose reveals that he thinks he's a cocker spaniel--and has ever since he was a puppy. Betty and Veronica scheme to get Archie away from the TV so he'll play baseball with them. Jughead does his "Dipsy Doodle." "Giant Jukebox Jokes" reveals the reason we say amen instead of a-women on Sunday: "because we sing hymns not hers." The Archies perform "Dance," "Sunshine" and an ode to harmony between races and between nations, "We're One Big Family." Written by
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Welcome to Archie's Fun House! Featuring the Giant Jukebox. It's the Fun House Vaudeville Show with your own kooky cast of candid characters. And now here they are, for some sassy stepping and snappy patter, Mantle and Moose.
We're One Big Family
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