The Riverdale High Fine Artsy Group presents bad harp-playing, a bad historical re-enactment and bad Shakespeare. On "How to Catch a Man" Big Ethel uses a giant net, a giant bird costume and a giant spring; and none of them work. Romeo Reggie shows the audience how to be popular with the girls. On "Thunderbolt Theatre" Moose spends the day asking people what time it is, but keeps getting different answers. Mr. Weatherbee and Miss Grundy try to help decorate the hall for homecoming. Moose and Mantle do a bad magic act. On "Giant Jukebox Jokes" Jughead tells Big Ethel that his favorite string instrument is a yo-yo. The Archies perform "Young Love," "Rowboat Ride" and "Sunshine."
—J. Spurlin