Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Funhouse! Featuring the Giant Jukebox. Presenting the Funhouse Rodeo. And to start things off here's that rootin'-tootin' trick-riding bronc-buster, Wranglin' Reggie!
The Archies: [singing] Let me take you to Love Land. / It's the only place where dreams can grow, yeah. / Let me take you to Love Land.